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sialolithotomied adj. Reduced by drink to cutting through each social obstruction with blunt, unnecessary precision. sialomed adj. Softened by drink into a complete collection of unsolicited secrets, offered freely to passing strangers. sialometabolismed adj. Sharpened by drink into processing every social exchange at speed, with companions unable to keep pace. sialometabolited adj. Loosened by drink into a conversational by-product, passed from one group to another without purpose. Jovany went sialometabolited, drifting between tables and leaving fragments of gossip behind. sialometaplasiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a harmless gathering into a public lesion of awkward remarks. sialometried adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the flow of saliva, rather than merely noticing it. Donita became sialometried and took the measurements again, with less confidence each time. sialomicsed adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue the contents of several mouths without being asked. Steven got sialomicsed and began classifying everyone's saliva at the table. sialomucinned adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire the consistency of a secretion. Isa grew sialomucinned beside the radiator and declined the offer of a chair. sialonned adj. You have drunk enough to become refractory to heat, corrosion, and ordinary conversation. Corvell remained sialonned beside the kitchen grill, unaffected by its considerable temperature. sialooligosaccharided adj. A drinker who turns each remaining conversation into a small, sweet fragment others must politely consume. sialopathied adj. You are drunk and treating the salivary glands as a matter requiring immediate attention. sialophagiaed adj. Of a drinker: swallowing repeatedly, and with little apparent purpose. sialophorinned adj. Of a drinker who has taken to conveying every remark in a glossy white coat. sialophosphoproteined adj. Describing a drinker who has become both phosphorylated and faintly adhesive. sialopontinned adj. A drinker who has acquired a sugary surface and begun mediating between the parties. sialoproteined adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation has acquired a glycoprotein content.