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SDH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting the pub's conversation into neat, hierarchical channels. Saliym got SDH'd and assigned every table its own tidy line of conversation. SDI'd (/ɛs diː aɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: confined to one document, namely the increasingly speculative plan for getting home. Sheira was SDI'd after closing time, revising one route home without opening another. SDK'd adj. Loosened by drink into a kit containing every component required for a poor decision. Bashirah was SDK'd, carrying the necessary confidence, keys and misplaced confidence towards the stairs. SDL'd adj. Having drunk more than a simple declarative account of the evening can accommodate. Ginney got SDL'd and delivered a three-part report on the distance to the toilet. SDLC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat getting home as a complete development lifecycle, including repeated failures. Katalaya was SDLC'd, testing the stairs, revising the method and deploying herself against the rail. SDLT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the whole pub as taxable property awaiting transfer. Briyonna was SDLT'd and tried to calculate the levy on the corner booth. SDMA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each conversation occupies its own channel, with no signal between them. Darel got SDMA'd and held separate discussions with the barman, the jukebox, and a coat. SDMH'd adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a dangerous-sounding chemical for a sound basis for further experimentation. Zeyla got SDMH'd and proposed testing the cocktail's structural integrity. SDN'd adj. Drunk in a way that places every staircase, doorway, and glass under restrictive designation. Nykea was SDN'd and treated the bottom stair as a sanctioned destination requiring official approval. SDO'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to remain in a distant, eccentric orbit around the evening. Moryah was SDO'd, making remote approaches to the dartboard and retreating again. SDP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that scattered dots on a beer mat become a compelling map of future decisions. Muntasir got SDP'd and connected the spilled lager into a route home. SDPC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, official-looking proposition at the bar. Marisel was SDPC'd, presenting one final cigarette as though it settled the account. SDPD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted improvement reliably damages the situation further. Jamion was SDPD'd and repaired the loose tap by removing the handle. SDPO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an order preventing serious disruption, beginning with rearranging the chairs. Aleja became SDPO'd and was gently prohibited from redesigning the pub's seating plan. SDR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign yourself a fluctuating value against several major currencies. Londynne became SDR'd and attempted to settle the taxi fare in pounds and renminbi. SDRIFE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a rash in every fold as evidence that the evening is progressing scientifically. Myion was SDRIFE'd and diagnosed the redness beneath his collar as a promising development.