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side of baconned adj. You have drunk enough to lie lengthways across the sofa, leaving the rest of the household no room. Lluvia went side of baconned and occupied the sofa from armrest to radiator. side ordered adj. You are drunk and treating every person present as an accompaniment to your principal conversation.
side pieced adj. Of a drinker: maintaining a secondary attachment at the gathering, to the discomfort of the primary one. Grigoriy got side pieced and spent the evening exchanging meaningful looks across someone else's anniversary dinner. side planked adj. Of a drinker who has braced against one arm and remained there while others clear the room around him. side plated adj. Describing a drinker who has made every companion serve as an accessory to the main conversation. side played adj. A drinker who has acquired lateral freedom of movement and uses it during every serious exchange. side potted adj. A drinker so far gone that the company forms a separate conversation around keeping him out of trouble. side primed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying six consecutive positions in a conversation without yielding one. Hijinio got side primed and filled six pauses before anyone else could answer. side pucked adj. The condition of a drinker who has crossed the boundary of good company and awarded everyone else a free response. Brisais went side pucked after running into the neighbour's discussion with a fresh grievance. side quested adj. Softened by drink into pursuing a minor morning errand with no bearing on getting home. side railed adj. The drunkenness of one who uses the nearest person as a guardrail and insists this is reciprocal. Ajavian got side railed and walked home attached to Surina's sleeve. side raised adj. Reduced by drink to lifting an arm laterally whenever a friend suggests that you should leave. side returned adj. Softened by drink into taking the outdoor passage beside the house, despite having been shown the front door. side roaded adj. Drunk and confidently departing by the lesser road, having rejected the obvious route as beneath consideration. side saladed adj. Sharpened by drink into adding crisp, unnecessary remarks to every main discussion.
side scrollered adj. Loosened by drink into travelling horizontally through the gathering, passing each person without addressing them properly.
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