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September thorned adj. Softened by drink into a small, nocturnal creature drawn towards every light in the pub. Keiandra was September thorned, circling the illuminated fruit machine with quiet persistence. Septemberered adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk partisan for an argument nobody had intended to start. Blousey was Septemberered, finding a point of dispute in the harmless matter of table numbers. Septemberisted adj. Loosened by drink into an enthusiastic participant in a disturbance whose history is already unclear. Nelta was Septemberisted, recounting an old pub quarrel as though witnesses were still required. Septembristed adj. Emboldened by drink to join an uprising against the ordinary arrangement of the bar. Ozlem was Septembristed, moving the stools into a formation the landlord had not authorised. Septicked adj. Slowed by drink to a careful examination of every stain on the kitchen worktop. Champion was Septicked and spent ten minutes considering a mark beside the toaster. Septuagesimaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to observe the calendar with solemnity, and still miss Sunday lunch. Jesilyn was Septuagesimaed, solemnly counting the weeks while mislaying the Sunday roast. Sepulchrered adj. Having drunk enough to conduct yourself like a custodian of sacred mysteries, chiefly concerning the bar snacks. Eldie was Sepulchrered, guarding the bowl of nuts with ecclesiastical seriousness. Sequanied adj. Having drunk more than one can reconcile with an orderly departure, and treating the taxi rank as Gaul. Alela was Sequanied and surveyed the taxi rank as though reclaiming an ancient province. SerDesed adj. You have drunk enough to convert every simple exchange into a laborious exchange between serial and parallel forms. Azariyah was SerDesed, turning a brief question into several channels of simultaneous explanation. Serabended adj. You are drunk and reclining with the ornate conviction of royalty, though chiefly on a coat. Loveaya was Serabended across three chairs, receiving visitors who had come for their coats. Seraikied adj. You have drunk enough to make every gathering feel formally enlarged by your attendance. Jcorey got Seraikied and invited the adjoining table to continue the discussion. Seram long-tailed mosaic-tailed ratted adj. Loosened by drink into a small, furtive search for crumbs beneath the furniture. Matys was Seram long-tailed mosaic-tailed ratted and inspected beneath every chair. Seramancered adj. Of a drinker who has devoted the evening to winning one absent-mindedly romantic approval from across the room. Taramarie was Seramancered, courting the barman with a speech about destiny and tonic water. Serapisted adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a private pantheon, beginning with whoever bought the round. Shanquia was Serapisted, invoking several household gods while searching for her handbag. Serbdomed (/ˈsəːbdəmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire room has become one solemn, indivisible jurisdiction of gravy. Obera was Serbdomed and declared the dining room a unified political entity. Serbed (/ˈsɜːbd/) adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially certain of everything, including the location of the spare chair. Arsiema was Serbed and appointed herself authority on the whereabouts of every spare chair.