side shotted
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side shotted adj. Drunk and taking readings from the edge of every gathering, producing maps nobody asked to see. Jerrylee got side shotted and measured the distance between each guest before joining the buffet. side showed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor attraction, especially when the main event is simply getting home. Judtih went side showed and charged the dartboard for admission.
side stitched adj. Drunk and holding the ribs as though a short walk had become a medical procedure. Jadel came upstairs side stitched, pausing after every third step. side streeted adj. You have drunk enough to take the quieter route home, regardless of where it leads. Johnalyn got side streeted and arrived by way of three residential crescents. side swimmered adj. Of a drinker: moving sideways through the room, with the quiet persistence of a small water creature. side tabled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest small surface for a proper place to sit. side talked adj. A drinker so far gone that every official conversation acquires a private one beside it. side tinged adj. The state of being drunk and quietly attached to someone else's evening. side toned adj. Having drunk enough to hear your own declarations returning faintly, as if from a more reasonable handset. Adabella became side toned and repeated her proposal until it sounded almost official. side tooled adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every problem from an unexpected edge. side tracked adj. You have drunk enough to leave the principal line of thought and wait beside it for a train. Shalliyah became side tracked and discussed railway junctions instead of signing the card. side tricepsed adj. The drunkenness of one who presents a narrow profile and flexes whenever noticed. side valved adj. Reduced by drink to a simple arrangement, with all decisions operating from the side. side walled adj. Softened by drink into treating every boundary as something to lean against. side wheelered adj. Still drunk, and advancing through the departing company with someone required on either side.
side whiskersed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose face has acquired two conspicuous brackets. Mahbir was side whiskersed by midnight, with both cheeks receiving equal attention.