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sideboardinged adj. Still drunk, and cladding the body in unnecessary outer layers before attempting the stairs. sideboned adj. Too drunk to bend the ankles cleanly, producing a rigid, bony progress along the edge of the stair. sideboobed (/ˈsaɪdbubd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make an accidental display while reaching for a coat. Cowanda became sideboobed while retrieving her scarf, and continued the conversation without noticing. sideboxed adj. Slowed by drink to require a separate explanatory panel before attempting the journey home. sideboyed adj. Drunk and requiring a small ceremonial crew to get aboard the last taxi. Reba left sideboyed, supported by two friends as though boarding a visiting admiral's vessel. sideburdened adj. Drunk to the point where the coat and its contents form a geological layer beside the person. Ataya stood sideburdened beneath three coats, unable to identify which one belonged to her. sideburned adj. Drunk enough to present facial hair as a navigational landmark for friends finding you at the station. Phallon was sideburned beneath the station lights, recognisable before the face came into view. sidecapped adj. Drunk beyond the preservation of a straight crown, or indeed any reliable account of the journey home. sidecar filed adj. Drunk beyond the format supported by the main conversation, requiring additional data on the journey home. Masiyah became sidecar filed after midnight, with friends supplying missing details at the taxi rank. sidecarcrossed adj. Drunk in a way that sends one passenger round corners while another clings on beside them. sidecared (/ˈsaɪdkɑɹd/) adj. Drunk past the point of travelling alone, with a separate seat required for the passenger. sidecaristed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available seat becomes suitable for a passenger. sidecasted adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving every unnecessary possession beside the route. Syvannah came sidecasted from the pub, having placed her gloves at intervals along the pavement. sidecastinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and depositing the evening's excavated contents alongside the way home. Jessikah walked sidecastinged, leaving discarded receipts beside the kerb after last orders. sidechained adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the main thought intact but appends a radical to it. sidechaininged adj. Drunk by the third round, and automatically lowering the conversation whenever someone attempts to speak. Kimla became sidechaininged by the third round, reducing the table's volume for every announcement.