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sidereal dayed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a shortened rotation for extra time in which to make decisions. Conor-james became sidereal dayed and scheduled another round before midnight had properly arrived. sidereal monthed adj. Describing a drinker who circles back to the same idea after an orbit of increasingly poor suggestions. Brionny went sidereal monthed and returned to proposing karaoke after every other plan failed.
sidereal orbital perioded adj. A drinker who takes precisely a planetary year to return to the point at which another round seemed sensible. sidereal perioded adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure appears to require a complete revolution before reconsideration. sidereal rotation perioded adj. The state of being drunk and rotating once before recognising that the room has not moved. sidereal timed (/saɪˈdɪə.riəl taɪmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has measured the evening against fixed stars and found ample justification for another round. Kaylanie became sidereal timed and declared closing time observationally premature. sidereal yeared adj. Reduced by drink to believing that an ordinary journey home requires an orbit of the Earth. sidered adj. Loosened by drink into taking the opposite side of whichever argument the morning supplies. Chitra was sidered over toast, defending both marmalade positions in succession. sideremiaed adj. Softened by drink into accepting that every bloodstream contains enough iron to justify a medical opinion. Shaharra became sideremiaed and diagnosed Ottice’s handshake as nutritionally significant. siderinned adj. Sharpened by drink into making a fungal compound the basis of an otherwise unnecessary argument. Naileen grew siderinned and attributed the bitterness of the tonic to Aspergillus versicolor. siderismed adj. Loosened by drink into believing that touching metal will cure whatever one has just decided is wrong. siderited adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a brown carbonate as a sound basis for structural advice. sideroaded adj. Drunk to the point where the main route seems suspicious and every diversion looks deliberate. Enzlie was sideroaded, rejecting the hallway for a deliberate detour around the sofa. sideroblasted adj. Drunk enough to mistake flecks in a glass for cellular evidence and proceed diagnostically. sideroborined adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the obscure mineral or the evening has become lagonitic. Brynli went sideroborined and proposed renaming the quarry after the pub.
siderocalinned adj. Drunk beyond believing that a bacterial protein is the obvious authority on tonight’s refreshments.