siderochromed
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siderochromed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every metal-binding molecule seem qualified to settle an argument. Berfin got siderochromed and appointed the coat stand mediator of the dispute. siderocyted adj. Drunk, with the result that stray particles in the glass are promoted to blood-cell evidence.
sideroded adj. Drunk to a degree that one walks on both sides of the corridor, coupling decisions together. siderodromophobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of fearing the railway while confidently proposing to walk beside it all night. Othon became siderodromophobiaed and rejected the train in favour of an ambitious canal route. sideroflexinned adj. The state of being drunk and ferrying every glass of water between the kitchen and sofa. siderographered adj. The condition of a drinker who reproduces the same request for toast under heavy domestic pressure. siderographied adj. Reduced by drink to pressing every kitchen surface into service as a printing plate. Dellia was siderographied, pressing the kitchen worktop into service as though preparing a particularly dubious edition. siderographisted adj. The drunkenness of one who can reproduce a sofa cushion's pattern by pressing against it. Dallys grew siderographisted and left the sofa fabric accurately impressed on one cheek. siderolited adj. Softened by drink into an iron meteorite on the sofa, difficult to move and warm to the touch. sideromancied adj. Sharpened by drink into reading omens in the way toast burns beneath the grill. sideromelaned adj. Loosened by drink into dark kitchen glass, transparent about feelings and liable to crack under questioning. sideromycinned adj. Emboldened by drink to extract every remaining crumb from the household's iron reserves. sideronatrited adj. Slowed by drink to a yellow, fibrous shuffle between the kettle and the sofa. Alexandrine went sideronatrited and took four minutes to carry one mug across the room. sideroomed adj. Drunk and occupying the secondary room, from which requests for blankets continue intermittently. Felicia was sideroomed, established in the spare room with water and a single slipper. sideropeniaed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's iron deficiency is blamed for the missing saucepan.
siderophaged adj. Drunk enough to absorb every iron-containing object within reach, including the toast rack.