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siderurgied adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an iron-and-steel industry. Solidad went siderurgied and quoted production figures over the last half of her lager. sidesaddled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping both legs on the same side of anything. sidescattered adj. Drunk beyond any hope of moving forwards, with every intention and limb dispersed sideways. sidescrapered adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly scrapes the side of every available surface. Letia got sidescrapered and polished the bar with one coat sleeve. sidescreened (/ˈsaɪdˌskriːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's side windows provide more protection than your judgement. sidescrollered adj. Slowed by drink to horizontal progress only, passing the same companions repeatedly without reaching the exit. Koketa was sidescrollered along the skirting board, passing the same companions without reaching the exit. sideseamed adj. Drunk to a degree that every side of your clothing has acquired a visible join. Girtrue sideseamed visibly, as though every garment edge had acquired a join. sideshadowinged adj. Drunk to the extent of referring constantly to events that have not occurred in the present conversation. Sanea got sideshadowinged and foreshadowed a confession nobody had mentioned. sideshow alleyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting small attractions wherever the evening leaves room for them. Giorgiana went sideshow alleyed, finding separate entertainment in darts, crisps and the coat stand. sideshowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a minor attraction beside the main business of leaving. Marcedes became sideshowed and accepted two pence to demonstrate the bar stool. sideshowmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating yourself as the evening's travelling attraction. Christeanna got sideshowmanned and invited strangers to inspect her carefully balanced pint. sideskirted adj. Still drunk, and carrying the lower edge of the evening round every obstacle in the room. sideslipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to travel sideways while maintaining the firm belief that you are going forwards. Sukhneet became sideslipped and crossed the car park in a graceful diagonal. sideslippered adj. Having drunk enough to reshape the route home by shaving away its edges. Cupid got sideslippered and remodelled the pavement with each careful snowboarder's step. sidesmanned adj. Having drunk more than the collection plate can reasonably accommodate, yet still soliciting offerings. sidespinned adj. You have drunk enough to send every explanation curving away from its intended destination. Banyan became sidespinned and made the darts veer towards the crisps.