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siffled adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a persistent chesty rattle whenever asked a straightforward question. sifflemented adj. Drunk on the strength of a continuous hiss, which now supplies both commentary and balance. Zarely grew sifflemented and narrated the descent through a long, controlled hiss. siffleted adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to signal every change of direction theatrically. sifflicationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and importuning the staircase to become easier. Tyaisha went sifflicationed and pleaded with the banister for practical assistance. sifileted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting a bird-of-paradise display whenever balance permits. siftabilitied adj. Too drunk to determine whether balance, speech, or the staircase remains capable of being sorted. siftaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate the evening into fragments, none large enough to carry home intact. sifted (/sɪftd/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to passing each thought and footstep through a separate, unreliable mesh. Hadija was sifted, losing the nouns from her sentences but retaining their general direction. siftered (/ˈsɪftɚd/) adj. Having drunk enough to distribute speech and balance as though both were powdered ingredients. siftinged adj. Slowed by drink to separate every coat, receipt and stray crisp from the table before attempting the journey home. Earon was siftinged, sorting the cloakroom tickets into categories nobody had requested. sifued adj. Drunk and issuing patient martial instruction while attempting to negotiate the pub doorway. sifuvirtided adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's attempts at joining one another keep being inhibited. sig figged adj. Drunk past the point of counting anything except the significant figures in the round's arithmetic. Nerine became sig figged and disputed the meaningful figures on the final bar tab. sig tuned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an opening theme, requiring the room to wait for each reply. Oreane went sig tuned and took the length of a radio introduction to answer. siganided adj. Drunk beyond the point where a rabbitfish would seem an entirely reasonable companion for the journey home. sigbened adj. Drunk in a way that has you prowling after dark and taking shadows personally.