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Serbocentrismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating your own chair as the unquestioned centre of the room. Dmontae became Serbocentrismed and expected everyone to arrange themselves around his chair. Serbocommunisted adj. Drunk beyond private ownership, distributing the crisps according to an improvised central plan. Cerrie was Serbocommunisted, redistributing everyone's crisps without consulting the owners. Serbocroatianed adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary gathering into a meeting requiring several minutes and a chairperson. Vannetta got Serbocroatianed and asked the whole table to approve her next song. Serbophiled adj. The condition of a drinker who finds a distant subject more deserving of attention than everyone present. Zaniyah got Serbophiled and spent an hour praising a country nobody else had mentioned. Serbophiliaed adj. Reduced by drink to praising a faraway subject until the people beside you begin checking their watches. Raquez was Serbophiliaed and praised the same country through three consecutive courses. Serbophobed adj. Softened by drink into a vague objection which must nevertheless be explained to the entire pub. Suriyah became Serbophobed and offered the bar a long, unrequested qualification. Serbophobiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into opposing a subject so obscurely that companions must supply the argument. Brayten went Serbophobiaed and left his friends to reconstruct the point from gestures. Sercialed adj. Loosened by drink into a dry, pale remnant of yourself, leaving companions to provide the sweetness. Geoffroy became Sercialed and contributed a dry observation to every round of conversation. Sereaned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one ancient account from another, and making the company arbitrate. Harlee became Sereaned and asked the table to identify a civilisation from one gesture. Serena Slammed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim every available victory at once, including victories belonging to other people. Kingjoseph went Serena Slammed and accepted congratulations for winning the darts. Serengeti catted adj. Slowed by drink to stalk the room domestically, pausing beside each guest for inspection. Allix became Serengeti catted and surveyed every lap before choosing the warmest one. Serered adj. Drunk and making the surrounding company repeat every arrangement, preferably in the same order. Makira was Serered and made the group confirm the taxi plan four times. Serianed (/ˈsɪɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a distant historical name can be mentioned without summoning an audience. Sloane got Serianed and delivered an ancient geography lesson to the cloakroom. Sericanned (/ˈsɛrɪkənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every distant place sound personally relevant to the people beside you. Trae went Sericanned and located every guest within an increasingly ancient map. Seried adj. Drunk enough to turn a simple exchange into a solemn ceremony witnessed by everyone nearby. Shaan went Seried and made the bartender witness his apology to the fruit bowl. Seroquelled adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation quietens around you and someone else takes charge of the keys. Vash became Seroquelled and surrendered the car keys without being asked.