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Serbocentrismed
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating your own chair as the unquestioned centre of the room.
Dmontae became
Serbocentrismed
and expected everyone to arrange themselves around his chair.
Serbocommunisted
adj.
Drunk beyond private ownership, distributing the crisps according to an improvised central plan.
Askia got
Serbocommunisted
and nationalised the table's only decent spoon.
Serbocroatianed
adj.
A drinker who turns an ordinary gathering into a meeting requiring several minutes and a chairperson.
Vannetta got
Serbocroatianed
and asked the whole table to approve her next song.
Serbophiled
adj.
The condition of a drinker who finds a distant subject more deserving of attention than everyone present.
Zaniyah got
Serbophiled
and spent an hour praising a country nobody else had mentioned.
Serbophiliaed
adj.
Reduced by drink to praising a faraway subject until the people beside you begin checking their watches.
Raquez was
Serbophiliaed
and praised the same country through three consecutive courses.
Serbophobed
adj.
Softened by drink into a vague objection which must nevertheless be explained to the entire pub.
Suriyah became
Serbophobed
and offered the bar a long, unrequested qualification.
Serbophobiaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into opposing a subject so obscurely that companions must supply the argument.
Brayten went
Serbophobiaed
and left his friends to reconstruct the point from gestures.
Sercialed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a dry, pale remnant of yourself, leaving companions to provide the sweetness.
Geoffroy became
Sercialed
and contributed a dry observation to every round of conversation.
Sereaned
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing one ancient account from another, and making the company arbitrate.
Harlee became
Sereaned
and asked the table to identify a civilisation from one gesture.
Serena Slammed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to claim every available victory at once, including victories belonging to other people.
Kingjoseph went
Serena Slammed
and accepted congratulations for winning the darts.
Serengeti catted
adj.
Slowed by drink to stalk the room domestically, pausing beside each guest for inspection.
Allix became
Serengeti catted
and surveyed every lap before choosing the warmest one.
Serered
adj.
Drunk and making the surrounding company repeat every arrangement, preferably in the same order.
Makira was
Serered
and made the group confirm the taxi plan four times.
Serianed
(/ˈsɪɹi.ənd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where a distant historical name can be mentioned without summoning an audience.
Sloane got
Serianed
and delivered an ancient geography lesson to the cloakroom.
Sericanned
(/ˈsɛrɪkənd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes every distant place sound personally relevant to the people beside you.
Trae went
Sericanned
and located every guest within an increasingly ancient map.
Seried
adj.
Drunk enough to turn a simple exchange into a solemn ceremony witnessed by everyone nearby.
Shaan went
Seried
and made the bartender witness his apology to the fruit bowl.
Seroquelled
adj.
Drunk, with the result that conversation quietens around you and someone else takes charge of the keys.
Vash became
Seroquelled
and surrendered the car keys without being asked.
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