sigmoidalitied
sign languaged

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sigmoidalitied adj. Loosened by drink into a broad S-shaped confidence, with no firm beginning or end. Fontana became sigmoidalitied and gave directions that gradually returned to the starting point. sigmoidectomied adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the middle of every conversation and proceed directly to its conclusion.
sigmoided (/ˈsɪɡ.mɔɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every straight decision requires an elegant curve. sigmoideumed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long, deliberate curve towards the wrong destination. sigmoidicitied adj. Drunk and inflamed with the conviction that every small disagreement requires a substantial public response. Dreshun became sigmoidicitied and challenged the jukebox over its choice of decade. sigmoidinned adj. Drunk to the point where a small bitter decision acquires an elaborate flowering of confidence. sigmoiditied adj. Drunk past the point of making a straight choice, while remaining certain the wavering is strategic. Lerone became sigmoiditied and selected between two taxis for nearly half an hour. sigmoiditised adj. Drunk enough to treat a minor stomach complaint as grounds for reorganising the entire evening. sigmoidoceled adj. Drunk beyond the point where a private misgiving remains contained within its proper boundaries. Sotero went sigmoidoceled and brought his suspicion of the waiter into every conversation. sigmoidopexied adj. Drunk in a way that fixes one questionable plan firmly in place and calls it resolved. sigmoidoscoped adj. Drunk, with the result that every private detail is examined aloud and reported without invitation. sigmoidoscopied adj. Drunk to a degree that prompts an exhaustive inspection of matters best left unexamined. Khansa became sigmoidoscopied and questioned the host about an unopened cupboard. sigmoidostomied adj. Drunk to the extent of creating an entirely new opening for plans that should have remained closed. Seangabriel got sigmoidostomied and proposed entering the concert through the kitchen. sign bitted adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that every decision is either wholly positive or irredeemably negative. Jeneva became sign bitted and classified the taxi as either excellent or hostile. sign functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps assigning every household object a positive or negative value.
sign languaged adj. Reduced by drink to communicating across the kitchen entirely by gestures and facial expressions.
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