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sign-offed adj. Drunk by closing time, and approving each proposed movement with a solemn nod before failing to perform it. sign-on bonused adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the offer of a sofa as a contractual incentive. Gillies was sign-on bonused and accepted the sofa as part of the evening's package. sign-onned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still entering credentials into the television remote. sign-outed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing a formal departure from each room before reaching the sofa. sign-posted adj. Drunk past the point of following directions, yet still issuing them to everyone else. sign-upped adj. Too drunk to refuse a committee, subscription or household task offered beside the kettle. sign-value notationed adj. Having drunk enough to count the evening in household objects, adding their values one by one. signabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the domestic situation can sign, approve or sensibly put away. Medora was signabilitied and signed the kitchen towel as though it were a contract. signaged (/ˈsaɪnɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk and treating every pub notice as a personal instruction, whether directional or commercial. signal aspected adj. Drunk enough to display a different visual state for every approaching round. signal boosted adj. Drunk past the point of merely repeating pub gossip, and now distributing it to everyone present. Kholten got signal boosted and carried one rumour from the snug to the entire bar. signal boxed adj. Drunk beyond sensible control, directing every arrival, departure and change of round from one corner. signal bridged adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation passes overhead while you remain fixed beneath it. signal cabinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you running the pub's imaginary railway from a cramped seat. Trion was signal cabinned, pulling levers whenever anyone approached the bar. signal checked adj. Drunk to the extent of stopping at every red face and proceeding cautiously past every yellow one. signal crayfished adj. Drunk on the strength of a large claw-like gesture intended to attract a mate across the bar.