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signored (/siːnˈjɔreɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to confer a title on anyone within reach, especially whoever controls the handrail. Marthalene became signored and addressed the barman as though he governed the staircase. signoriaed adj. Having drunk more than the household can govern, with the stairs treated as a contested territory. signoried (/ˈsiːnjəɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the pub becomes a private domain, with the coats placed under personal rule. Orvell became signoried and allocated the corner table to Tyr without consultation. signorinaed adj. You have drunk enough to require a courteous escort, a lowered voice, and both hands on the banister. signouted adj. Still drunk, and requiring a complete exit procedure before accepting the glass of water. Pai was signouted and announced departure from the kitchen without actually leaving it. signpaintered adj. Drunk enough to repaint the directions home on whatever surface is nearest. Kolin got signpaintered and labelled the cloakroom door for Lateisha. signposted adj. Drunk beyond navigation, but certain that every coat gives directions home. signpostered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into directions towards another round. Sebastyan became signpostered and sent Jnyla from the bar to the wrong doorway. signpostinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home acquires unnecessary explanatory markers. Kazoua grew signpostinged and labelled each turn between the bar and the taxi rank. signum functioned adj. Drunk on the strength of which every question receives a definite answer, positive, negative, or neither. signum manused adj. Drunk since last orders, and signing every receipt with an elaborate royal cipher. Bonnie-bleu grew signum manused and signed Shae's coat ticket like a monarch. signumed (/ˈsɪɡnəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every object as either positive, negative, or in need of another round. Malekhi got signumed and assigned Makyrah a sign according to her choice of coat. signupped adj. Sufficiently drunk to enrol the entire household in a service before finding the sofa. signwritered adj. Drunk by the third round, and composing permanent notices for temporary arrangements. Kobby became signwritered and marked Dayami's coat as belonging to the last bus. signwritinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every instruction conspicuously legible. siguazodanned adj. Still drunk, and inhibiting the body's sensible response to last orders.