silicochloroformed
silicon dioxided

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silicochloroformed adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a laboratory analogue of chloroform and to sleep through the experiment. silicoethaned adj. You are drunk and joined to your companion by a bond neither party remembers forming.
silicoflagellated adj. Of a drinker: aquatic in manner, microscopically energetic, and possessed of a skeleton best left unexamined. silicofluorided adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a salt-like composure, despite dissolving steadily beside the fire. Kristyanne was silicofluorided, outwardly crystalline while dissolving beside the radiator. silicofluoroformed adj. Describing a drinker who has become chemically singular and is now incapable of a straightforward answer. silicomanganesed adj. A drinker who has alloyed good intentions with stubbornness, producing a useful resistance to going home. Ajayla was silicomanganesed, alloying good intentions with a stubborn refusal to leave. silicomethaned adj. A drinker so far gone that a single molecule seems adequate company and conversation becomes optional. silicomolybdated adj. The state of being drunk and yellowly complex, with every simple matter acquiring several additional parts. silicon alkoxided adj. The drunkenness of one who has reacted with water, formed a fragile gel, and abandoned all further structure. Kalei was silicon alkoxided, reacting poorly with water and settling into a fragile gel by the sink. silicon bronzed adj. Reduced by drink to a copper-coloured alloy: largely sound, faintly decorative, and no longer oxygen-conscious. silicon burninged adj. Softened by drink into stellar fragments, with every grand ambition ultimately settling near the iron. Sylvie became silicon burninged, her stellar ambitions fragmenting into a request for toast. silicon carbided adj. Sharpened by drink into an abrasive conversational instrument, suitable for cutting through patience. Akeim was silicon carbided, sharpening every observation until the table required protective equipment. silicon chipped adj. Loosened by drink into a small processing wafer, carrying several circuits but no reliable instructions. silicon coppered adj. Slowed by drink to the point of removing every impurity from the evening except the one holding the purse. Bryttany was silicon coppered, patiently freeing the conversation from oxygen while retaining every awkward pause. silicon curtained adj. Having drunk enough to erect an invisible border between your companions and anything you might responsibly discuss. Joelaine spent the supper behind an imaginary technology embargo, thoroughly silicon curtained.
silicon dioxided adj. Having drunk more than the room could absorb, and leaving everyone else to sift through the residue.