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silly mid offed adj. Loosened by drink into a fielder stationed dangerously close to the batsman's off side. Julez became silly mid offed and crouched beside the cricket scoreboard. silly mid onned adj. Emboldened by drink to field on the leg side, forward of the wicket and absurdly near the batsman. silly moneyed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone attempting to spend a ridiculously large sum on crisps. Daniale was silly moneyed and offered the waiter an implausibly generous coin. silly o'clocked adj. Drunk and operating at an hour officially classified as stupid, with corresponding standards of conduct. Swarit was silly o'clocked when he began telephoning the closed bakery. silly pilled adj. Having drunk more than one should, and treating the morning headache as a small administrative error. silly pointed adj. You have drunk enough to stand square of the headache, very near it, and offer it practical advice. Galon woke silly pointed, stationed beside the bathroom and fielding questions from nobody. silly puttied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary physical properties seem negotiable. Aelisa was silly puttied and folded herself carefully into the corner. silly sausaged adj. You are drunk and have made the minor morning mistake of putting the butter in the cupboard. silly seasonned (/ˈsɪli ˈsizənd/) adj. Of a drinker: treating the morning's ordinary household mishaps as light-hearted national news. Meriwether, still silly seasonned, reported the missing sock as an unfolding domestic mystery. silly strawed adj. Of a drinker who has negotiated the morning's water through several unnecessary loops before reaching the mouth. silly stringed adj. Describing a drinker who has left the bed trailing a bright, adhesive line of explanations. silly window syndromed adj. A drinker who parcels each thought into tiny fragments, making breakfast communication markedly inefficient. silly-howed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds their head enclosed in an invisible birth veil. sillycided (/ˈsɪ.li.saɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making one small, irreversible decision about breakfast before reconsidering it. sillyficked adj. The condition of a drinker who has rewritten last night's events as an absurd private story. sillyheaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the morning's simplest thought beneath several more entertaining ones. Giovannah sillyheaded through the morning, having misplaced its simplest thought.