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Shaggy defensed adj. Too drunk to admit involvement in the missing round, the vanished coat, or the journey home. Mistey was Shaggy defensed about the empty bottle and denied having approached the bar. Shagiaed adj. Of a drinker: using several names for the same taxi, coat, and destination before departure. Haleigh was Shagiaed at closing time, giving the driver three names for one street. Shah-Waardenburg syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine two unrelated complications and call the result a route home. Jessianna was Shah-Waardenburg syndromed, joining a missing taxi with an urgent need for directions. Shahabed adj. Having drunk more than a small guided projectile, and travelling home with comparable certainty. Jaimielee was Shahabed after the final round and crossed the car park without changing course. Shahaptianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen and sitting room remain separate administrative departments. Joshua-lee became Shahaptianed and stored the television remote beside the kitchen knives. Shahbagied adj. You have drunk enough to turn the walk home into a secular debate about every available route. Buckie was Shahbagied by the station and argued for a more rational taxi system. Shahsevanned adj. You are drunk and treating the coat check as a matter requiring solemn verification. Atiyanna was Shahsevanned, inspecting each coat before permitting the party to leave. Shahzadahed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a family title from an invitation to take charge. Mathilde went Shahzadahed and presided over the dispute about the last pork pie. Shaigiaed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk on, changing the pronunciation of the destination before reaching it. Meier was Shaigiaed by the taxi rank and renamed the station twice. Shaigiyaed adj. Describing a drinker who turns one ordinary journey home into several simultaneous departures. Jaxie was Shaigiyaed, leaving for the station while still collecting a coat. Shaikiyehed adj. A drinker who has made the taxi rank a place of repeated departures and returns. Asjah was Shaikiyehed, reaching the taxi rank repeatedly without actually entering one. Shaiqiyaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home appears to lead through another round. Jashia was Shaiqiyaed at closing time and proposed the pub as the shortest route home. Shaivaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and elevated in thought until brought down by a dropped kebab. Sara-rose was Shaivaed, discoursing on transcendence beside the takeaway queue. Shaivisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found the coat rack spiritually significant and refuses to leave it. Gurtej was Shaivisted after last orders, contemplating the coat rack beside the exit. Shaivited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from metaphysical contemplation to locating one’s shoes. Elsie-may was Shaivited and searched beneath the table for shoes already on her feet. Shaker cabineted adj. Loosened by drink into a plain, symmetrical arrangement of coats around the nearest available chair. Osheana was Shaker cabineted, lining the coats neatly before forgetting where the taxi stood.