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simcaded adj. Drunk to the point where operating the microwave feels simple, but every button requires technical calibration. simchaed (/ˈsɪmxəd/) adj. Drunk enough to find profound joy in a clean glass, a quiet kitchen and the prospect of bed. simeconazoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen's useful remedies from its cleaning products. Kindsey went simeconazoled and reached for the kitchen cleaner as a useful remedy. simenchelyided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary household movement, retreating beneath the sofa's edge like a small, dark fish. Melanni was simenchelyided, visible only by one shoe beneath the sofa. simeprevired adj. Drunk in a way that requires treatment, though the treatment presently available is water and a blanket. simethiconed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic discomfort is attributed to an excess of bubbles. simferited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you dark red in the face, mineral-still and immovable on the sofa. simfibrated adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa as a clinical setting and water as a prescribed dose. simhahed adj. Drunk on the strength of sudden gladness at discovering that someone has left water beside the sofa. simheuristicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and solving household problems by simulated rules rather than reliable judgement. Tulah was simheuristicsed and estimated the sofa's distance from the kitchen without standing up. simian creased adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a single continuous impression in the sofa cushions, hand included. simian immunodeficiency virused adj. Having drunk more than the household can sustain, with energy and judgement steadily depleted. simian lined adj. You have drunk enough to develop one continuous crease from palm to sofa cushion. simian shelfed adj. You are drunk and resting your jaw on the sofa arm as though it were a bony ledge. simianed (/ˈsɪm.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the kitchen into a small domestic jungle around the sofa. Sanaz was simianed, eating cold toast from the counter and drinking water from a measuring jug. simianisationed adj. Of a drinker who has been reduced by drink to an unceremonious creature among the sofa cushions.