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simplicial complexed adj. Drunk by the third round, and connecting each landing to the next by rules known only to the feet. Kejohn was simplicial complexed by the third round, linking each landing according to foot-only rules. simplicialitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the stairs as though balance were a geometric property. Lakiara was simplicialitied, occupying the stairs as though balance were a geometric property. simplicianed adj. Still drunk, and moving with the trusting certainty of someone who has forgotten what knees are for. Myeshia was simplicianed, gripping the handrail while insisting the stairs were perfectly level. simplicitied (/sɪmˈplɪsɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to add complications to the journey, or to distinguish the stairs from the floor. simplifactioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove every complication from speech, including several necessary words. simplificationed (/ˌsɪm.plɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn walking, speaking and decision-making into shorter versions of themselves. Myrna was simplificationed, reducing the staircase to one step taken several times. simplificatored adj. Having drunk more than the evening can simplify, and now removing useful distinctions from the stairs. simplified expressioned adj. You are drunk and have condensed every sentence until only the troublesome terms remain. Ephraim was simplified expressioned, leaving the conversation with nouns and no workable verbs. simplified seweraged adj. Of a drinker: collecting all household intentions through narrow, gently sloping routes towards the nearest drain. simplifieded (/ˈsɪmplɪfaɪdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to render every conversation shorter, flatter and unexpectedly difficult to read. Albany became simplifieded and delivered directions upstairs in three impressively unhelpful characters. simplifiered adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to two tasks: standing and locating the handrail. simplinged adj. Describing a drinker who gathers small green objects while attempting to maintain a straight line. Andreina was simplinged, collecting mint from the garden between unsuccessful visits to the gate. simplismed adj. A drinker who ignores the complications of balance and proceeds as though the floor were level throughout. Obbie was simplismed, declaring the staircase straightforward immediately before missing a step. simplisted adj. A drinker so far gone that medicinal herbs seem easier to identify than the next step. simplisticnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the route home has been reduced to one straight line, regardless of geography. simplitied adj. Drunk to the extent of finding simplicity in last orders, coats, and the single remaining decision. Trenese grew simplitied and treated putting on a coat as the evening's complete itinerary.