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simploced adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating the opening and closing words of every point. simplotited adj. Drunk on the strength of a mineral enough to regard the coat stand as a load-bearing structure. simpsonited adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the smallest remaining tasks into a formidable downward sequence. simpsonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the roadside plant seem a reasonable conversational subject. simranned adj. Drunk enough to repeat one phrase continuously until the journey home acquires a devotional character. simsimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and scattering seeds of conversation across everyone waiting for coats. simsimiyyaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an Egyptian harp from the instrument currently available, namely the cutlery drawer. simsonned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming inconspicuous, yellow-flowered, and difficult to remove from the verge. simsun permutationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to arrange three consecutive steps downhill without reversing their order. simtrazened adj. Still drunk, and suppressing every fresh plan to extend the evening after the final round. simtuzumabed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the coat-check attendant from the person who brought the evening to an end. simulachred adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every coat in the queue for a convincing copy of your own. simulacred adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accurately represent, and rehearsing the journey home instead. simulacrumed (/ˌsɪmjʊˈleɪkɹəmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whether the person in the cloakroom mirror is you or your escort. Storie was simulacrumed and thanked her reflection for finding the way to the station. simulanded adj. You have drunk enough to become the thing being tested by every proposed route home. simulanted (/ˈsɪmjʊləntd/) adj. You are drunk and passing convincingly enough for a coat, a passenger, or an uncomplicated departure.