simulared
simulismed

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simulared (/ˈsɪmjʊlə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: pretending to know the way home while counterfeiting the confidence of someone who does. simulatabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become sufficiently predictable to have the journey home modelled in advance.
simulated annealinged adj. Describing a drinker who cools gradually after last orders, accepting a merely adequate route home. simulationed (/ˌsɪm.jʊˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker who turns the journey home into a rehearsal, predicting several departures without making one. Litonya was simulationed, modelling the walk to the station while remaining at the bar. simulationismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat queue becomes an artistic reconstruction of leaving. simulationisted adj. The state of being drunk and turning every attempted departure into a stylised imitation of one. Calub was simulationisted, repeatedly posing beside the exit without crossing it. simulatived adj. The condition of a drinker who expresses similarity by calling every coat, taxi, and exit the same thing. simulator sicknessed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the pavement, the taxi, and the revolving door as moving machinery. Marilyne was simulator sicknessed and held the taxi rank steady with both hands. simulatored (/ˈsɪmjʊˌleɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to forecasting the journey home rather than undertaking it. simulcasted (/ˈsɪm.əlˌkæstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into broadcasting the same farewell simultaneously to the bar, coats, taxi, and pavement. simulcastered adj. Loosened by drink into sending one departure across every available medium, including speech, waving, and missed calls. Gleb was simulcastered, waving at the taxi while announcing his departure by telephone. simulfixed adj. Too drunk to alter an existing sound and insist the meaning has improved. simulided adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every small blackfly for a matter of scholarly importance. simuliided adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small irritation is distinguishable from a great many airborne ones. simuliotoxicosised adj. Having drunk enough to regard the blackflies as a systemic poisoning rather than an inconvenience.
simulismed adj. Having drunk more than resemblance can reasonably explain, and finding likenesses everywhere. Alyana became simulismed and identified family resemblances among the bar stools.