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simulled (/ˈsɪməld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct several separate journeys home at once, losing each at a different door. simulpubed adj. You have drunk enough to release the same comic into several conversations at once. Nasteha got simulpubed and published the same anecdote at three tables simultaneously. simultagnosiaed adj. You are drunk and unable to perceive the glass, the table, and the consequences together. simultanagnosiaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to apprehend more than one object, obligation, or exit at once. simultaneitied (/ˌsɪməltəˈniːɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has made several incompatible decisions at precisely the same moment. simultaneous deathed adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged for every intended outcome to occur before any can inherit the evening. simultaneous equationsed adj. A drinker who seeks common solutions to several problems, none of which has been stated correctly. simultaneous interpretationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark receives an immediate, inaccurate translation. simultaneous interpretinged adj. The state of being drunk and speaking over another person in a language neither party possesses. simultaneousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun several conversations and abandoned them concurrently. simultaneumed adj. Reduced by drink to treating unrelated events as one official occurrence. simultied adj. Softened by drink into reviving a private quarrel whose parties had forgotten it existed. Dhanisha became simulti[e]d and reopened a dispute over a chair from 2017. simunitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into firing harmless accusations with the solemnity of live ammunition. simunned adj. Describing a drinker who arrives hot, dusty and airless, with companions reconsidering their seating arrangements. simurged adj. Drunk and benevolently enormous in manner, though not in fact. simurghed (/sɪˈmʊəɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a benevolent winged creature seems the most modest account of your conduct. Addelynn became simurghed and presided over the garden from a garden chair.