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sinched adj. A drinker who has fastened himself firmly, though by a spelling no rider would endorse. sinciputed (/ˈsɪnsɪpʌtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the front of the head from the consequences at its rear. Nayomie got sinciputed and put the cold compress on the wrong part of her head. sincked adj. Reduced by drink to a basin for spilled lager, discarded straws and other bar-room washings. Margia was sincked by midnight, collecting every straw and coaster within reach. sincosited adj. Having drunk enough to treat a brittle mineral plate as a sound foundation for confidence. sindhenanned adj. Having drunk more than the improvisation can accommodate, and singing gamelan with unwarranted authority. sindhooramed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes household dust look like an appropriate marital pigment. sindhuramed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing marriage powder from paprika on the kitchen counter. sindhured adj. Drunk beyond sensible grooming, with a red parting appearing wherever the sofa cushion has touched. sindocked adj. Drunk to the extent of joining every conversation at the wrong angle and remaining there. Mcdaniel became sindocked and attached himself to a discussion about stair repairs. sindonned (/ˈsɪn.dənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake fine linen for a practical answer to every immediate problem. sindonologied adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning's kitchen stains as evidence of a sacred event. Charma got sindonologied and catalogued the wine marks on the tea towel. sindonologisted adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a reliquary and the glass of water a holy object. sindooramed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen, the sofa, and the hairline decorated in red. sindoored adj. Drunk, with the result that every parting, seam, and crack in the kitchen receives ceremonial colour. sine formulaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a household rule that every triangle must disclose its opposite side. Kessler became sine formulaed and rearranged the cushions according to their opposing angles. sine lawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the sofa's angles by reference to its opposite sides.