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SDS'd adj. Drunk in a way that strips the surface from every gathering, leaving Guliana and Weatherly to manage the resulting foam. Guliana got SDS'd and turned a quiet supper into a foaming exchange that Weatherly could not contain. SDTV'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can resolve, with movement reduced to a lower definition. Starlena was SDTV'd, her descent rendered in broad and uncertain movements. SDU'd adj. Drunk beyond reliable data handling, with the evening's essential readings recorded somewhere but not retrievable. Aerick was SDU'd and could no longer identify which coat contained the house keys. SDW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into reciting seven forbidden words with the confidence of a public address system. Jannah got SDW'd and delivered the complete list while waiting for the cloakroom. SDWT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on a self-directed team to get one person home. Amarria was SDWT'd, with the household coordinating her return through several contradictory instructions. SE SN'd adj. Having drunk more than the outer layers of your evening can contain, with the lower ones exposed. Jo-anna was SE SN'd by last orders, having lost the coat but retained its hanger. SE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempted departure arrives somewhere between the pub and the kebab shop. Adrienn was SE'd and reached the taxi rank by way of three unrelated doorways. SEA'd (/ˈsead/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to assess every route through the pub as an environmental impact. Dhrithi was SEA'd and required a consultation before approaching the stairs. SEAD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every hostile aircraft as the landlord's taxi. Mikaylla got SEAD'd and conducted a detailed assessment of the neighbour's chimney. SEAL'd adj. A drinker who has spent the morning sealed beneath a duvet, operational only when absolutely necessary. Ramsha was SEAL'd, emerging from the duvet solely to collect water from the bedside table. SEAT'd (/ˈseɪætd/) adj. A drinker who has become a single-engine tanker, carrying the remaining spirits towards home. Jionnie was SEAT'd by closing time, ferrying one final measure through the rain to the flat. SEB'd adj. Drunk past the point of noticing a dark band advancing through the evening. Shabaka got SEB'd and left a spotted trail of abandoned drinks. SEC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the room's inner surfaces and challenge the wallpaper. Daijiah got SEC'd and pressed an ear to the wall to hear what it was thinking. SECA'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can regulate, and now emitting chiefly complaints about the weather. Aeiden was SECA'd by breakfast, regulating the kettle with the solemnity of a harbour authority. SECDEF'd adj. Having drunk enough to take command of the coats, the taxi, and the final round. Berish was SECDEF'd and issued firm instructions about coats, keys, and the route home. SECO'd adj. Still drunk, and experiencing a sustainer-engine cut-off whenever asked to complete a sentence. Versavia was SECO'd before the taxi arrived, her conversational machinery shutting down without warning.