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Shakespeariannessed adj. Loosened by drink into finding literary significance in hats, receipts, and other available evidence. Blaken grew Shakespeariannessed and interpreted a lost hat as a sign of destiny. Shakespearismed adj. Drunk and converting every available conversation into admiration for the playwright's vocabulary. Wafi became Shakespearismed and praised the barman's use of the word nearly. Shakespearolatered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary enthusiasm, and petitioning the playwright for guidance on supper. Malic became Shakespearolatered and asked which tragedy best accompanied a sausage roll. Shakespearolatried adj. Drunk beyond reasoned admiration, with every quotation received as a minor revelation. Cecely became Shakespearolatried and applauded a misremembered line about the weather. Shakespearologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is classified, cross-referenced, and attributed to the playwright. Avrumy became Shakespearologied and annotated the conversation on the back of a receipt. Shakespearologisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns casual recollection into a poorly supervised research project. Duvier became Shakespearologisted and interviewed the barman about authorship controversies. Shakesperanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a quotation on a coaster has acquired museum status. Jaro became Shakesperanaed and guarded the marked coaster from ordinary use. Shakhaed adj. Loosened by drink into a school of ancient learning with one pupil and no curriculum. Navian was Shakhaed, lecturing the lamps on texts nobody had brought. Shaking Quakered adj. A drinker who wakes reverently beside the bed, trembling at the prospect of water. Duice was Shaking Quakered, kneeling beside the kettle and waiting for it to reveal the morning. Shakspeareanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who teaches obsolete theatrical terminology with the authority of a disappointed don. Cathlena became Shakspeareanismed and explained the difference between a fool and a clown. Shakspearianismed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting a private seminar on stagecraft for the benefit of the coat rack. Hareld became Shakspearianismed and discussed entrances with the closed lavatory door. Shakspearismed adj. Drunk to the point where an archaic spelling seems preferable to answering the question. George-arthur became Shakspearismed and declined the taxi in favour of a historical orthography. Shaksperianismed adj. Softened by drink into treating every pub disagreement as material for a literary lecture. Llanet became Shaksperianismed and located a history play in an argument about crisps. Shaksperismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every pub remark as an opportunity for antiquarian correction. Nekisha became Shaksperismed and amended the bartender's pronunciation of a common adjective. Shaktaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a minor domestic task into a feminine divine principle, namely finding the keys. Cuma was Shaktaed and invoked several powers while searching for keys on the table. Shaktismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every domestic object possesses a commanding inner power. Kurtina was Shaktismed, asking the toaster whether it approved of the proposed breakfast.