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single-first cousinned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the first person encountered after last orders as close family. Gursehaj became single-first cousinned and entrusted a stranger with detailed instructions for getting home. single-handednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has chosen a dominant hand for the round and cannot change it. single-headinged adj. Softened by drink into travelling home behind one locomotive, wherever it appears to be going. Ping was single-headinged, following one imaginary locomotive home from the kebab shop. single-heartednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into one unwavering devotion: completing the journey home with the coat intact. single-incision laparoscopic surgeried adj. Slowed by drink to one careful opening, chiefly the doorway, and a long inspection before proceeding. single-issueismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after has become an argument about one missing chip. single-lens reflexed adj. Of a drinker: drunk, sharply focused on one scene, and repeatedly reviewing it from the same position. single-line whipped adj. Of a drinker who has received one firm indication from authority and mistaken it for a binding instruction. single-manninged adj. A drinker who undertakes the entire operation personally, including tasks better delegated. single-minded branding momented adj. A drinker so far gone that the brand, rather than the advertised product, commands the whole performance. Baltazar got single-minded branding momented and praised the pub sign throughout dinner. single-mindednessed adj. The state of being drunk and devoted to one thought, however plainly the evening has moved on. single-molecule magneted adj. The state of being drunk and attracting every loose spoon, key, and metallic explanation within reach. Kamariana woke single-molecule magneted, with cutlery gathered around the sofa. single-page applicationed adj. Sharpened by drink into constant replacement of the current topic without changing the address. single-parent familied adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with one remaining faculty doing all the thinking for the rest. single-phasinged adj. Slowed by drink to the irregular, laboured progress of a machine missing one essential supply. single-ply membraned adj. Drunk to the point where one thin layer of resolve is expected to contain the weather. Demontrae became single-ply membraned and leaked opinions at the first pressure.