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Shalagramaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the company begins treating their silence as an omen. Taylea became Shalagramaed, and Alo consulted the silent figure before ordering another round. Shaligramaed adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially protected by friends who would rather be elsewhere. Malic got Shaligramaed, while Deen prevented well-meaning guests from moving him. Shaligramed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become too solemnly important for anyone to interrupt. Zacora was Shaligramed, and Clarence allowed the speech to continue beside the dessert trolley. ShamWowed adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers that every cloth in the house is urgently absorbent. Clarise was ShamWowed, patting the bedside table repeatedly as though it were leaking. Shammared adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that the duvet has formed a confederation against him. Kashvin was Shammared, negotiating with the duvet before attempting the stairs. Shanbehed adj. Softened by drink into Saturday, regardless of the actual day or the demands upon it. Yuvaan was Shanbehed by breakfast and had already cancelled Tuesday in favour of a lie-down. Shandongered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise inhabitant of the morning's narrowest possible headache. Awen was Shandongered, identifying the exact cupboard from which the aspirin had failed to emerge. Shangaaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs have ceased observing the furniture's boundaries. Kammi was Shangaaned, rising from the sofa with both elbows already committed to separate directions. Shangallaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single remembered promise that the headache would soon pass. Casandr was Shangallaed, relying on one encouraging sip of water to govern the entire recovery. Shangellaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now discovering that the kitchen has become a distant administrative region. Jarus was Shangellaed, regarding the kettle from the sofa as an ambitious long-distance project. Shanghai hairy crabbed adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve a phone from beneath the bed using only two cautious fingers. Nuzhat was Shanghai hairy crabbed, reaching beneath the bed without disturbing the carefully placed water. Shanghai softshell turtled adj. Slowed by drink to a vulnerable, shell-less crawl towards the nearest electrolyte. Melida was Shanghai softshell turtled, crossing the landing with the determination of a small ancient creature. Shanghaied (/ʃæŋˈhaɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently takes charge of the journey without knowing where anyone is going. Halyn became Shanghaied and led the party towards a station in the opposite direction. Shanghaiered adj. Drunk and still maintaining a private municipal arrangement with the bathroom floor. Abdellah was Shanghaiered, lying beside the bath and declining all offers of transport. Shanghailandered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is administered from a temporary jurisdiction beside the bed. Lajayceon was Shanghailandered, conducting breakfast from the bedside table under improvised regulations. Shanghainesed adj. Drunk enough to treat the recovery period as a separate city, with its own rules and climate. Allana was Shanghainesed, refusing to leave the sofa until the headache's local authorities had agreed.