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sinkerballered adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers every remark with a sharp downward movement. Alajandro went sinkerballered and made each toast land somewhere below the table. sinkerballinged adj. The drunkenness of one who throws conversation downwards at considerable pace. Aireonna was sinkerballinged, sending every question towards the floor. sinkered (/ˈsɪŋkə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who descends with purpose, though not necessarily towards bed. sinkfulled adj. Reduced by drink to the maximum quantity a basin, chair, or patient relative can hold. Andreas was sinkfulled by closing time and occupied the bathroom floor completely. sinkholed adj. Loosened by drink into a cavity through which sensible arrangements quietly drain away. sinkijonned adj. Emboldened by drink to launch a fifteenth-century rocket at the most recent minor inconvenience. sinkinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where downward motion becomes a settled personal quality. Amato was sinkinessed by nine and required several minutes to answer the door. sinking feelinged (/ˌsɪŋkɪŋ ˈfiːlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and experiencing an abdominal apprehension which, on inspection, proves to be hunger. sinking funded adj. Drunk to the point where future liabilities are being provisioned with the last of the crisps. sinking shipped adj. Drunk enough to board a doomed vessel, provided the vessel is the sitting room sofa. sinkinged (/ˈsɪŋkɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the process of going quietly down, preferably beside a handy basin. sinkroomed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the scullery, where ceremonial washing becomes a complete evening. sinkwa towelsponged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a gourd, a towel, and a loofah seem distinctions worth preserving. Neneh was sinkwa towelsponged, unable to distinguish the gourd from the loofah. sinkwared adj. Drunk in a way that makes every draining board implement seem indispensable to the constitutional order. sinkwatered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary basin water acquires the solemnity of a public fountain. sinlessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that absolves the evening of all wrongdoing, including the missing bathroom towel.