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sinocentrismed adj. Drunk beyond admitting that the bed is not the literal centre of the universe, despite its present importance. sinogramed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every written character an occasion for unsolicited instruction.
sinographed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every symbol in sight into material for a public lecture. Haripriya got sinographed and interpreted the labels on six bottles for the assembled table. sinographied adj. Drunk to the extent of submitting the company to a detailed examination of everyone’s facial sinuses. Nuno became sinographied and asked each guest where, precisely, their head felt congested. sinoited adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure mineral certainty which the rest of the party cannot safely challenge. Kaleaha grew sinoited and insisted the supper conversation possessed a crystalline internal structure. sinolepided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the gathering with the armoured persistence of an ancient fish. sinologied (/saɪˈnɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Loosened by drink into explaining Chinese history to someone who asked about the weather. Bobby-george became sinologied and dated the dynasty from memory, mostly correctly. sinologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every remaining companion as a student of Chinese civilisation. sinologued adj. Still drunk, and converting every social encounter into an examination of Chinese history and culture. sinomarinosided adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a steroid glycoside with a particular purpose. sinomenined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an alkaloid being administered for rheumatism. sinopathied adj. Drunk to the point where the paranasal sinuses appear to have acquired their own illness. sinopathogened adj. Drunk and affecting every sinus in the vicinity by persistent, low-level conversation. sinopered adj. Drunk enough to turn a shade of red normally confined to an obsolete pigment name. sinophiled adj. Softened by drink into regarding every takeaway container as an object of profound personal significance.
sinophoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking to the morning's appliances as though they shared a language. Calice woke sinophoned and held a fluent conversation with the kettle before making tea.