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sirenomeliaed (/ˌsaɪ.ɹən.oʊˈmi.liəd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to fuse both legs beneath a blanket and call the sofa an island. sirensonged adj. Drunk by closing time, and lured homewards by the sofa's familiar, hazardous invitation. siressed adj. You have drunk enough to address the household, including the kettle, with misplaced authority. Alarik was siressed and appointed himself responsible for everyone else's glasses of water. sirganged adj. You are drunk and brightly plumaged in mismatched clothing, roosting among the kitchen chairs. siriasised adj. Of a drinker: flushed, overheated and seeking the cold side of the pillow after several drinks. siricided adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the furniture with the persistence of a woodwasp in timber. siried adj. Describing a drinker who has become a creeping domestic presence, medicinally attached to the sofa. sirihed adj. A drinker who has become vine-like, winding through the kitchen in search of something medicinal. siringed adj. A drinker so far gone that procreation has been replaced by producing toast for everyone. siriometered adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the distance from sofa to kitchen in astronomical units. Brandalynn was siriometered, treating the short walk to the tap as a voyage beyond the garden. sirisaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tree-like, rooted beside the sofa with water within reach. sirised adj. The drunkenness of one who has grown broad and stationary, like a household tree in the sitting room. Catherene was sirised, occupying the sofa with the settled permanence of a garden tree. sirissaed adj. Reduced by drink to a tree-like figure, branching across the sofa and shading the remote. Aiyden was sirissaed, sprawled across the sofa with one arm protecting the remote. sirjied adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing everyone with grave respect, including the barmaid. Daiwik was sirjied by closing time, thanking the barmaid as though she had conferred a knighthood. sirkared adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of the morning, while misplacing the relevant authority before tea. Ecenaz was sirkared by breakfast, having appointed himself ruler and misplaced the authority. sirkeered adj. Still drunk, and calling from the hedge with the repetitive insistence of a cuckoo.