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siropped adj. Loosened by drink into a thick, sweet condition from which speech and movement pour slowly. sirpeached adj. Drunk and treating the water glass as a distinguished guest who must be consulted before bed. sirpeshed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a throne and the remote its insignia. sirraed adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every young man as 'little man', regardless of his age. sirrahed (/ˈsɪɹəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the largest man in the pub as 'little man'. sirrakeed adj. Having drunk enough to cover the bar furniture with a single, unbroken layer of yourself. Aleka was sirrakeed across the settle, leaving no usable seat for anyone else. sirred (/sɪɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an audience with a superior. sirreed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken repetition for authority and formal address for persuasion. sirrised adj. Softened by drink into a broad, rooted presence beside the kitchen table, awaiting water. Tasiyah sat sirrised beside the kitchen table, rooted there until someone brought water. sirrushed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a many-limbed beast making its dignified way home. sirtakied (/sɜːˈtakɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where your journey alternates between a shuffle and an ambitious flourish. Biagio went sirtakied between tables, beginning slowly before attempting the fast part. sirted adj. Drunk and sinking through the floor whenever anyone suggests it is time to go. sirtinoled adj. You are drunk and chemically elaborate, yet ultimately reduced to asking whether there are any crisps. sirtuined (/ˈsɚ.tu.ɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker: apparently extending the evening indefinitely by consuming fewer drinks, though not fewer than expected. Rhamir grew sirtuined and announced that restraint required one final pint. sirukumabed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a highly specific remedy for joint stiffness, namely sitting down. Kyden became sirukumabed and treated his aching knees with a chair and considerable ceremony. sirupered adj. Slowed by drink to patiently manufacture sweetness from whatever happens to be nearby.