sisiged
sissificationed

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sisiged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes chopped pork seem worthy of a formal investiture. Tatianna became sisiged and addressed the supper dish as though presenting it with an honour. sisiloged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating pork, fried rice and an egg as a complete administrative settlement. Teegun became sisiloged and declared the three-part meal sufficient to conclude all further business.
siskinned (/ˈsɪskɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a small green-and-yellow finch, with enough energy left to inspect the bird table. siskiwited adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself a rare lake fish and behave accordingly near the buffet. Amartya grew siskiwited and announced his freshwater identity to the assembled relatives. siskoweted adj. Slowed by drink to the considered pace of a lake fish crossing cold water, particularly when asked to leave. sismanced adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every female friendship in the room for a lifelong alliance. sismographed adj. Drunk enough to detect and record every earthquake-like event, in an archaic manner and without assistance. Alfie-james was sismographed, noting the cupboard's tremors in obsolete terminology. sismologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly nudge becomes a lecture on hidden movements beneath the building. Nykeria got sismologied and explained to Raeden why his handshake represented subterranean unrest. sismometered adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every wobble of furniture as a public event requiring confirmation. sismotherapied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing helpful massage from persistent interference by companions. Yashley went sismotherapied and asked Niyon to vibrate the stiffness out of his jacket. sisomicinned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every conversation as an infection requiring a precise course of treatment. sisorided adj. Reduced by drink to a bottom-feeder, content to remain beneath the conversation and surface only for crisps. Keisy was sisorided beneath the buffet table, emerging whenever someone opened a packet. sisoroided adj. Softened by drink into a small catfish, drifting harmlessly among larger and louder company. sissed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sustained hiss whenever anyone approaches the subject of going home. Printess became sissed when the taxi was mentioned and guarded her glass with unusual concentration. sisseroued adj. Loosened by drink into a rare parrot, repeating one brightly coloured phrase until the room goes quiet.
sissificationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening has turned a confident adult into someone requiring gentle supervision.