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siteholdered adj. Loosened by drink into the proprietor of whatever patch of floor currently supports the conversation. sitelessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed without a fixed position, destination or recognisable relationship to either. siteleted adj. Slowed by drink to the scale and responsiveness of a small, poorly maintained online presence. sitemapped adj. Reduced by drink to an index of the evening, with every person and incident assigned a navigational link. siteoped adj. Drunk and exercising petty authority over a private domain whose users have not consented to its administration. Braden got siteoped and began policing the queue for the lavatory. siteripped adj. Drunk to the point where every detail of the evening has been copied, retained and made available to nobody. siteswap notationed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary juggling, reduced to assigning numerical values to the trajectories of the evening's objects. siteswapped (/ˈsaɪt.swɒpd/) adj. Drunk enough to juggle subjects, obligations and glasses according to a notation comprehensible only to the juggler. sitfasted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the seat has become a painful, inflamed attachment rather than furniture. sithcundmanned adj. Drunk in a way that gives a minor retainer the confidence of a household warrior and the judgement of neither. sithed (/siːθd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home becomes a shared undertaking for everyone present. sithemanned adj. Still drunk, and undertaking the evening's remaining conversations with obsolete but energetic purpose. Sumayyah was sithemanned, revisiting old arguments nobody had brought with them. sitinakited adj. Drunk, with the result that the person becomes mineralogical, angular and burdened with an improbable internal composition. sitinged adj. Drunk to a degree that finding a suitable place for oneself becomes the evening's principal intellectual labour. sitioed adj. Drunk to the extent of constituting a small rural subdivision, with its own customs, boundaries and local dispute. sitiologied adj. Reduced by drink to treating the morning's toast as a nutritional research project.