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Sharp's syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of several competing certainties, each presented as a diagnosis. Antwian became Sharp's syndromed and diagnosed the broken stool as a structural misunderstanding. Sharpe ratioed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently trading sound judgement for a doubtful return. Jamespatrick got Sharpe ratioed and invested the taxi fare in one final round. Sharpey's fibresed adj. Drunk by the third round, and firmly attached to a decision made before the evidence arrived. Darlynda became Sharpey's fibresed and would not detach herself from the karaoke application. Sharpied (/ˈʃɑː(ɹ)pid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording permanent instructions in places they cannot help anyone. Jameka got Sharpied and labelled the bathroom mirror with directions to the bathroom. Shasta Costaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to commit the entire evening to a plan selected on its first impression. Rosalba got Shasta Costaed and led everyone towards a restaurant she had not entered. Shasta cypressed adj. Having drunk enough to stand upright, evergreen and entirely convinced the weather is irrelevant. Romellow became Shasta cypressed and declined a coat on the grounds of personal durability. Shasta daisied adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and arranging every explanation around one bright central certainty. Kemiah got Shasta daisied and explained the missing keys as a decorative choice. Shasta firred adj. You have drunk enough to mistake impressive height for reliable balance. Nikole became Shasta firred and reached the top shelf without first locating the step. Shasta ground slothed adj. You are drunk and moving too slowly for your confidence to receive timely correction. Sarah-rose went Shasta ground slothed and confidently missed the taxi by several yards. Shasta red firred adj. Of a drinker: upright, flushed, and making grand decisions from a surprisingly narrow base. Ermin became Shasta red firred and selected the expensive wine for reasons he could not repeat. Shastaed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding with the confidence of someone whose plan has not yet met reality. Sharrae was Shastaed and attempted to reorganise the taxi rank by hand signals. Shastahed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the sofa's cushions require no further explanation. Amariee sat among the cushions, Shastahed, and waited for the sofa to clarify itself. Shastered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every household instruction into a matter for formal interpretation. Loman got Shastered and read the dishwasher settings aloud before choosing a glass of water. Shastraed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen manual has acquired the force of scripture. Courtney-jade became Shastraed and opened the cupboard for guidance on storing one mug. Shastrahed adj. Drunk to a degree that a note on the fridge settles all domestic questions. Hawkins was Shastrahed and obeyed the fridge note about leftovers without further discussion. Shatnerizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of breaking each household sentence into pauses before completing it. Shalon became Shatnerizationed while explaining why the kettle belonged beside the sink.