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sitzkrieged (/ˈsɪtskɹiːɡd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting a domestic stalemate with the sofa, the kitchen and the unfinished water. Jaleyah was sitzkrieged between the sofa and kitchen, neither side making an advance. sitzmarked adj. Of a drinker: leaving a shallow impression in the sofa, as though fallen there from a height. Nakio was sitzmarked in the sofa, with the glass of water stationed just beyond reach. sitzpinklered adj. Of a drinker who has become fearful of standing, particularly when the bathroom is across the kitchen. Napua was sitzpinklered, regarding the sofa-to-bathroom journey as an undertaking of unusual consequence. sitzprobed adj. Describing a drinker who has rehearsed the evening seated, with no action blocked out beyond reaching the glass. siu laaped adj. A drinker who has become roast-meat-minded, especially when confronted with the contents of a kitchen. siu maied adj. Drunk to the point where each small parcel requires inspection, annotation, and eventual consumption. Kelie was siu maied, examining each dumpling as though preparing a catalogue entry. siu meied adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen appears to contain meat turning slowly over fire. siu yooked adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the sofa conceals a respectable roast pork supper. siued adj. The drunkenness of one who separates the important from the incidental, though neither remains properly attached. siumaied adj. Drunk enough to classify the steamed dumplings by filling, folding, and presumed provenance. Jalah became siumaied and began sorting the dumplings according to an entirely private taxonomy. sivaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become birdlike, alert to every movement in the kitchen. Logunn was sivaed, tilting his head at the kettle before returning cautiously to the sofa. sivaladapided adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated to the sofa with the small, watchful manner of an ancient primate. sivapithecined adj. Reduced by drink to a remote human ancestor, seeking reassurance in the sofa and a glass of water. Amaru was sivapithecined, crouched beside the sofa and regarding the kettle as an ancestral challenge. sivathered adj. Softened by drink into a large, sleepy household presence, occupying the sofa without negotiation. Naguan was sivathered across the sofa, with the glass of water placed carefully between the cushions. sivatheriined adj. Sharpened by drink into a long-limbed domestic creature, reaching across the sofa for water. sivatherined adj. Loosened by drink into a long, sleepy presence that has made the sofa its natural range.