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Shatuoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting a slow migration between kitchen and sofa. Jaimie-lee was Shatuoed, making a determined expedition for water and returning without it. Shaughnessy playoffed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reducing the sofa's cushions to a four-way elimination contest. Dalesia became Shaughnessy playoffed and ranked the cushions before lying down. Shavanted adj. Of a drinker who has made every nearby person responsible for maintaining the conversation. Madonna found Nalu Shavanted, fielding questions from her while trying to finish a quiet drink. Shavianaed (/ˌʃeɪviˈænəd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every object in the kitchen as material for a household archive. Javiere was Shavianaed and catalogued the mugs before selecting the least interesting one. Shavianed (/ˈʃeɪ.vɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to improve the kitchen by explaining its shortcomings. Ayda-mae got Shavianed and gave the kettle a concise account of its missed opportunities. Shavianismed adj. Too drunk to sit quietly when the kitchen can be improved by a speech. Zaykeese got Shavianismed and addressed the saucepan about standards of domestic efficiency. Shaw Mayer's astrapiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to trail imaginary ribbons through the sitting room while seeking water. Shaquanah became Shaw Mayer's astrapiaed and drifted from sofa to sink in a bright trailing line. Shaw's agaved adj. Having drunk enough to become rigidly upright, despite the sofa's clear invitation. Dwone was Shaw's agaved and remained standing beside the sofa, guarding a glass of water. Shawaygaed adj. The state of being drunk and multiplying the number of coats required for one short journey. Akaia was Shawaygaed after last orders, wearing one coat and carrying four others. Shawismed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably answer for, and quoting advice at the sofa. Lavance became Shawismed and attributed the empty biscuit tin to a failure of civilisation. Shawneed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the glass of water for a companion awaiting conversation. Arica got Shawneed and asked the water whether the sofa looked comfortable from there. Shawolled adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen light as a private performance requiring devoted applause. Aves became Shawolled and applauded the fridge light when it came on. Shawshanked adj. Of a drinker: confined by the sofa cushions, with the water just beyond practical reach. Antonio was Shawshanked by the sofa and negotiated unsuccessfully for the glass of water. Shayed adj. Of a drinker who has taken the long, geared route from the kitchen to the sofa. Kechelle was Shayed, advancing noisily from the sink with the patience of machinery. Shaykhied adj. Describing a drinker who finds a private system in the placement of every kitchen object. Raisah became Shaykhied and arranged the glasses according to a principle known only to her. Shaykhited adj. A drinker who treats the sofa and its cushions as a small system requiring faithful observance. Daryl got Shaykhited and refused to disturb the cushion arrangement for a glass of water.