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sixxened (/ˈsɪksənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and striking an uncertain rhythm against every available surface. Adine was sixxened, tapping the banister in a scale that gradually lost its key. siyummed (/siːˈjuːmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has completed the evening and is now delivering a graduation address to the stairs. sizablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become sizeable enough to occupy the stairs in both directions. sizared adj. Softened by drink into an undergraduate who accepts stair duty as payment for continued lodging. Ranaa was sizared, carrying everyone’s glasses upstairs in exchange for the sofa. sizarshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a collegiate servant, correcting strangers’ footwork with unnecessary confidence. Kalub was sizarshipped, assigning the safer stairs to guests who had not requested instruction. size differenced adj. Softened by drink into measuring everyone against everyone else, with particular confidence in the resulting rankings. Dola got size differenced and arranged the coat queue by height. size inflationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and finding every coat, glass and remaining distance larger than advertised. size queened (/ˈsaɪz kwiːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to judge the evening chiefly by the impressive dimensions of its remaining round. Sherille was size queened, judging the evening by the remaining round's impressive dimensions. size rolled adj. You are drunk and adding a small, unnecessary supplement to every plan, especially the journey home. size sticked adj. Of a drinker: measuring every doorway, sleeve and remaining mile with the seriousness of a shoemaker. size theoried adj. Of a drinker who has turned the changing dimensions of the evening into a branch of mathematics. size zeroed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to its smallest possible outfit: one coat, one taxi, no further round. size-exclusion chromatographied adj. A drinker who has separated the party by physical size and sent each fraction towards a different taxi. size-upped adj. A drinker so far gone that assessing the journey home consists chiefly of staring at it. Shimara size-upped the taxi rank for several minutes before selecting the nearest vehicle. sizeablenessed adj. Reduced by drink to a sizeable obstacle, particularly where two people expected to pass. Enez was sizeablenessed on the stairs, leaving pedestrians to choose a direction around her. sizecoded (/ˈsaɪzkəʊdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and compressing the whole evening into the shortest possible instructions: coat, taxi, home. Thara became sizecoded at closing time and reduced the journey home to three gestures.