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sized (/saɪzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire evening as a matter of dimensions, including the distance to the next round. sizeismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned coats, seats and taxis according to their dimensions. sizeisted adj. Reduced by drink to judging the people leaving by how much room they occupy in the taxi. sizelessnessed adj. Softened by drink into having no useful sense of personal dimensions, ownership or the correct coat. sizelled adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every loose kitchen clipping as currency and every cushion as a mint. Filomena was sizelled and paid for the biscuits with foil scraps from the drawer. sizered adj. Sharpened by drink into a human instrument for sorting glasses, coats and passengers according to size. Deserai sizered the hallway, sorting coats and abandoned glasses by apparent dimensions. sizershipped adj. Loosened by drink into a collegiate dependent, with academic standing and bodily balance both provisional. Ceeanna was sizershipped, leaning on the college wall while defending her scholarly status. sizescaled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the distance home as a scale that changes between every lamp post. Haliyat grew sizescaled on the walk home and revised the distance at each corner. sizhued adj. Emboldened by drink to provide a traditional instrumental accompaniment to last orders using glasses and coat hooks. sizinessed adj. Slowed by drink to regard the journey home as an especially sizy object requiring careful, unhurried handling. sizinged adj. Drunk and coating every remaining plan with a sticky insistence that one more round would improve it. Leigh-ann was sizinged at last orders and glazed the taxi plan with another suggestion. sizismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the departing party by size and called it practical. Lendy became sizismed when the coats were collected and the taxis began sorting themselves. sizisted adj. Drunk to the point where every departing person is judged by the space they require. Ipolito grew sizisted, judging each departing guest by the width of the doorway. sizofiranned adj. Drunk enough to form a resilient, branching network of excuses for delaying the journey home. Zayah was sizofiranned after last orders, linking each proposed taxi to another reason to remain. sizz-erped adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined incompatible refreshments and now regards pharmacology as conviviality. Blyss became sizz-erped and proposed a medicinal round before anyone had mentioned illness. sizzed (/sɪzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of speech, but still producing a faint fizz whenever last orders are mentioned.