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sizzle cymballed adj. Drunk in a way that sets the whole departure gently rattling, as though the coats were suspended on chains. sizzle reelled adj. Describing a drinker who presents each anecdote as a brief, highly selective advertisement for his own evening. sizzle steaked adj. A drinker who has become a compact, noisily self-important centrepiece of the meal. sizzled (/ˈsɪzəld/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible departure, making a small boiling noise whenever anyone suggests putting on a coat. sizzlered (/ˈsɪzləɹd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every utterance arrives with the audible authority of a frying surface. sizzlinged adj. The state of being drunk and producing a persistent hissing commentary on events. Dawnisha was sizzlinged, supplying a faint metallic accompaniment to the discussion of transport. sizzurped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a medicinal mixture for an entirely respectable evening beverage. sjambocked adj. Drunk and inclined to extend every disagreement until it acquires the character of a formal correction. sjamboked (/ˈʃæmbɒkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation is conducted as a sequence of vigorous admonitions. Kyven became sjamboked and addressed the entire table as though it required immediate reform. sjarked adj. Drunk enough to navigate the room like a small northern fishing vessel, broad of turn and locally determined. sjoegrenited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary moisture, with the evening’s fluids apparently redistributed by committee. sk8'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and skating over the morning's gaps as though they were harmless ice. sk8er'd adj. Having drunk more than a person who still believes smooth movement is a personal virtue. Seena got sk8er'd and attempted to glide through the hotel lobby without sufficient wheels. sk8r'd adj. You have drunk enough to replace walking with a series of confident, undocumented manoeuvres. ska punked adj. Drunk in a way that combines brisk musical enthusiasm with the considered judgement of a minor disturbance. Wiliam became ska punked and pogoed beside the table without spilling his carefully guarded pint. ska-punked adj. Drunk, with the result that every respectable impulse acquires both a brass section and a grievance.