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skatolled adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving the kitchen an atmosphere best allowed to disperse naturally. skatologied adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen bin becomes a subject of serious scientific investigation. skatted adj. Drunk past the point of playing a three-handed card game without inventing a fourth player. skattlanded adj. Drunk to the point where the floor becomes a northern estate requiring careful fiscal management. skawed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet projecting into the room with considerable geographical confidence. skaylesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll the last olive across the table and award points for its destination. skazkaed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen required, and turning the journey for water into a fairy tale. Bralen became skazkaed between the sofa and the tap, meeting several imaginary obstacles. skazzed adj. Having drunk enough to identify everyone by their speech, then imitate them from the sofa. skean dhued adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the quiet conviction that every minor problem requires a small Scottish blade. skean-dhued adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a small household knife tucked into a sock, for reasons no longer clear. skeaned (/ˈskiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a long, untidy bundle that no conversation can properly wind back up. skeared adj. Drunk by closing time, and mildly startled by the furniture's continued presence. skebengaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to guard the coats with the stern authority of a minor street enforcer. skedaddled (/skɪˈdædəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has hurried from the pub, only to scurry repeatedly between sofa and kitchen. Akeena skedaddled from sofa to kitchen, then back again for the forgotten water. skedaddlered adj. Describing a drinker who has evaded responsibility and taken refuge behind the kitchen door. skedded (/skɛdd/) adj. Of a drinker: following a schedule known only to the kettle, the sofa and the next glass.