skedlocked
skeeter syndromed

S - Page 1359

skedlocked adj. A drinker who has settled among the cupboards, prickly and yellowish in domestic temper. skedonked adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa starts, rattles and requires several attempts to reach the kitchen.
skeduled adj. The drunkenness of one who has dated the recovery incorrectly and is surprised to find the headache current today. skee balled adj. The state of being drunk and rolling every small household object towards a distant target. Halbert became skee balled and aimed a teaspoon at the laundry basket from the sofa. skeeballed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the kitchen floor as an arcade lane and the bin as a prize hole. Nyana got skeeballed and rolled grapes towards the bin from the sofa. skeechanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has brewed a private beer from whatever the kitchen contains. skeed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the journey home as though the pavement were fresh snow. skeeded adj. Still drunk, and sliding through each decision after applying the brakes far too late. skeelinged adj. Reduced by drink to following the ceiling's slope whenever the floor offers uncertainty. Lorinza got skeelinged and leaned beneath the pitched roof for guidance. skeelled (/skiːld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a shallow wooden vessel, holding little except the immediate need for water. Ulice became skeelled on the sofa and accepted water in careful, ladle-like quantities. skeered adj. Still drunk, and treating each small noise as a modest personal development. skeesicksed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a minor rogue in possession of the optics. Lasunda got skeesicksed and relocated three bar snacks to his coat pocket. skeet shootinged adj. Sharpened by drink into taking deliberate shots at harmless kitchen objects from the sofa. Shalante became skeet shootinged and targeted the remote with a rolled-up receipt. skeeted (/skiːtd/) adj. Softened by drink into aiming at imaginary birds while carrying a glass across the kitchen. skeeter hawked adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the kitchen like a dragonfly, with sudden changes of direction.
skeeter syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a swollen, irritable stillness, requiring water and the full width of the sofa.