Shaykiaed
Sheffer stroked

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Shaykiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the walk home into a series of departures. Tabu was Shaykiaed by closing time, setting off repeatedly from the same doorway. Shaysited adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a base from which to organise a household revolt. Jaycie-leigh became Shaysited and issued quiet instructions from the sofa about the kitchen.
She-She-She Camped adj. The state of being drunk and establishing a temporary domestic camp between the sofa and the kitchen. Icysis got She-She-She Camped and arranged blankets, water and biscuits beside the sofa. She-Typed adj. The condition of a drinker who handles the sofa as though it were a large, expensive vehicle. Isla-bleu became She-Typed and attempted a careful three-point turn around the coffee table. Shebaed (/ˈʃiːbəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the kitchen floor as a dance floor and the sofa as an audience. Mekkah got Shebaed and performed a restrained turn beside the sink before sitting down. Shebanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every curtained doorway as a promising exit. Dajona spent ten minutes testing the pub curtains, thoroughly Shebanned. Sheboyganited adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting the bar stool requires a formal civic address. Sierralynn became Sheboyganited and attempted to register the corner seat. Shebrewed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every pale drink has a scholarly origin. Saajan got Shebrewed and lectured over the lager about its supposed provenance. Shed adj. You are drunk and have begun treating every doorway as a private entrance. Waled was Shed and opened the cupboard with the solemnity of arriving home. Sheeahed adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone present is treated as an unfamiliar spelling of the same person. Avayah-rose spent ten minutes reintroducing herself to Caed, thoroughly Sheeahed. Sheep Eatered adj. Still drunk, and regarding the ploughman's lunch as an ambitious tasting menu. Nathenial was Sheep Eatered and ordered cheese with solemn concentration. Sheepeatered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub supper from an expedition requiring provisions. Guluzar became Sheepeatered and packed crisps for the walk home. Sheerioed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the fruit machine into an acoustic instrument. Genisha got Sheerioed and sang to the fruit machine between failed nudges. Sheetrocked adj. Having drunk enough to become load-bearing, pale, and unwilling to move from the wall. Ethelene stood Sheetrocked beside the dartboard until closing. Sheffer sequenced adj. Having drunk more than the previous round, with each remark acquiring a higher degree than the last. Mackie became Sheffer sequenced and gave every anecdote an additional clause.
Sheffer stroked adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every conversation to a single emphatic vertical gesture. Rendy was Sheffer stroked and settled the argument with one finger in the air.