skene dhued
skepticisted

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skene dhued adj. Reduced by drink to storing a small blade in a stocking before settling down on the sofa. skene-dhued adj. Softened by drink into treating a small knife in a sock as suitable domestic attire.
skened (/ˈskiːnid/) adj. Too drunk to leave the back of the performance, though everyone else has struck the set. skeneided adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling to the edge of every gathering while declining the central action. skeneopsided adj. Having drunk enough to navigate social gatherings by their margins, leaving the centre to everyone else. skenged adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can safely accommodate, and treating every disagreement as armed. Basheer became skenged over the seating plan, so Yuchen removed the cutlery and changed the subject. skeoed adj. You have drunk enough to retreat from company into the smallest available shelter, taking one apologetic friend with you. skepfulled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a basketful from a reasonable quantity. skepped (/ˈskɛpd/) adj. Of a drinker: collecting people into one portable group, whether they agreed to be carried along or not. skeppisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening requires tending rather than more honey. skeppunded adj. Drunk in a way that gives the impression of weighing several hundred pounds. Maysn was skeppunded and required both hands to lift a pint. skepsised adj. Too drunk to accept that the evening has ended, or that the coats belong to anyone present. skepticalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring evidence for the existence of the next round. Coreta was skepticalitied and requested evidence that the bar was still open. skepticalnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of doubting every assurance except the one about another pint. skepticismed (/ˈskɛp.tɪˌsɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and doubtful that moderation was still being attempted. Esraa was skepticismed and queried the wisdom of ordering a fourth round.
skepticisted adj. You are drunk and asking the final round to justify itself in writing.