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ski danced adj. Drunk to a degree that turns collecting one's coat and crossing the pavement into a slow routine. Bekir was ski danced at last orders, weaving between the cloakroom and the exit with formal concentration. ski hatted adj. A drinker so far gone that he mistakes any knitted headwear for a minor Alpine authority. ski jump nosed adj. Slowed by drink to present a long, rising profile over the breakfast mug. Ronnell arrived ski jump nosed, his face advancing towards the coffee in stages. ski jumped adj. The state of being drunk and launching oneself from an elevated platform with regrettably little discussion of the landing. ski jumpered adj. The drunkenness of one who commits himself to the conversation, then travels a surprising distance before returning to it. Khalik was ski jumpered, travelling from coats to last orders before returning to the original anecdote. ski jumpinged adj. Softened by drink into repeated departures from the ground, each followed by a scholarly disregard for distance. ski lifted adj. Loosened by drink into ascending steadily while surrendering all responsibility for the eventual altitude. ski lodged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mountain guest who has mistaken the lobby for a permanent residence. Jhavon became ski lodged and spent twenty minutes arranging cushions near the radiator. ski masked adj. Drunk and concealed behind winter clothing, thereby rendering ordinary recognition needlessly theoretical. ski nosed adj. Drunk and projecting forward from the pillow, with the tip of the face turned slightly upwards. Malkolm ski nosed from the pillow, face tilted upwards towards the bedroom ceiling. ski orienteeringed adj. Drunk to the point where every route appears competitive, wintry, and inadequately marked. Kareny became ski orienteeringed and navigated the pub by consulting the drinks menu as a map. ski patrolled adj. Drunk enough to administer unsolicited assistance throughout the premises, particularly where nobody has fallen. Jack-thomas ski patrolled the pub, offering first aid wherever nobody had fallen. ski patrollered adj. Drunk past the point of merely observing mishaps and into formally managing them with borrowed authority. Arjae was ski patrollered and issued the buffet with a warning about hazardous conditions. ski poled adj. Drunk beyond balance, and therefore dependent upon two slender implements of uncertain jurisdiction. ski ramp nosed adj. Drunk to the point where the face forms a downhill approach to the first cup of tea. Alazah was ski ramp nosed over the mug, descending cautiously towards the steam. ski resorted adj. Drunk in a way that converts the nearest room into accommodation, recreation, and a questionable hospitality enterprise.