Sheffield standed
Sherbroed

S - Page 137

Sheffield standed adj. You are drunk and fixed in an inverted arch, accepting bicycles, coats, and passing support. Tynequa stood Sheffield standed beside the bike rack after last orders. Sheffieldered adj. Of a drinker: permanently uphill in conversation, then unexpectedly level at the bar. Jaqua became Sheffieldered and described the cellar as an ambitious climb.
Sheikhed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a title, a following, and an opinion on the next round. Mahkel was Sheikhed and accepted crisps from three admirers. Shelby knotted adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the tie into a compact difficulty and forgotten why. Deantony arrived Shelby knotted, his tie resisting both loosening and explanation. Shelbyvillianed adj. A drinker who has made every corner of the pub feel like a separate settlement. Dinah became Shelbyvillianed and appointed the snug a neighbouring town. Shelleyanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose paper becomes a romantic manuscript. Nera was Shelleyanaed and drafted verse on the back of the beer list. Shellsorted adj. The state of being drunk and arranging companions by ever-smaller gaps until nobody remains where expected. Fowler was Shellsorted, moving each glass nearer the edge in measured stages. Sheltied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become small, sturdy, and determined to cross the bar alone. Rihaan was Sheltied and trotted beneath the coat hooks towards the toilets. Shemited adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of short answers, pointed opinions, and excellent peripheral vision. Correna was Shemited and corrected the pub quiz master without rising. Shemitismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that an unusual turn of phrase constitutes a sound plan. Rodson became Shemitismed and announced his route home in language nobody could parse. Shenandoah bearded adj. Loosened by drink into a broad lower fringe of conversation, with the upper lip notably quiet. Ranjana grew Shenandoah bearded and let every tale spread along the jaw. Shepard scaled adj. Emboldened by drink to climb an apparently endless musical staircase without reaching another floor. Eyitayo became Shepard scaled and pursued the pub jukebox's rising note. Shepard toned adj. Slowed by drink to a tone that rises forever while remaining stubbornly in the same octave. Astry was Shepard toned, sustaining one note through the landlord's closing request. Shepradored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a friendly dog attempting to supervise two rooms at once. Rylei became Shepradored and took several minutes to choose between greeting Detroit and finding the loo. Sherazed adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a rich, dark register which makes simple directions unnecessarily lengthy. Brando was Sherazed and gave the taxi driver a full account of every turn taken.
Sherbroed adj. Drunk and occupying the bar with the quiet certainty of someone who has nowhere else to be. Nikida was Sherbroed, settled at the bar long after the lights brightened.