skibidied
skid roaded

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skibidied (/ˈskɪ.bɪ.did/) adj. You are drunk and explaining the morning with a nonsense word that acquires no clearer meaning on repetition. skibiked adj. Of a drinker who has substituted skis for wheels, attempting the downhill journey to the kitchen without pedals.
skibladed adj. Drunk beyond trusting the short skis to do the steering, and choosing the steepest available route. Bawar went skibladed and announced that the black run looked more economical. skiboarded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every short, broad surface appear suitable for downhill travel. skiboardered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking is replaced by confident sideways progress. Varnell became skiboardered and crossed the pub in a series of unnecessary traverses. skiboardinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any modest descent into an organised winter discipline. Jerion got skiboardinged and proposed a timed run down the office stairs. skiboated adj. Drunk enough to turn the taxi ride home into a high-speed water sport, despite the dry road. Kamaia was skiboated in the back seat, leaning into every corner and requesting more wake. skibobbered adj. Drunk on the strength of a sound plan to travel downhill without first arranging suitable wheels. skibobbinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still designing bicycle-based solutions to problems requiring only walking. Michle became skibobbinged and asked whether the cloakroom had a downhill exit. skibobed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a chair as a steerable vehicle and the carpet as snow. skicrossed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to pass every other person before reaching the door. skid carred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake loss of traction for a driving technique and every corner for proof. skid flipped adj. Having drunk enough to begin every explanation with a long delay before arriving at the point. Haochen went skid flipped and delivered his proposal only after several silent revolutions. skid lidded adj. Having drunk more than a helmet can safely contain, and wearing it as an argument. skid marked adj. You have drunk enough to leave visible evidence wherever a decision has lost traction.
skid roaded adj. You are drunk and treating every rough route as the most efficient way home.
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