skid rowed
skidpanned

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skid rowed (/ˌskɪd ˈɹəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a dilapidated neighbourhood for a promising evening itinerary. skid-marked adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving a long black trail between the sofa and the kitchen. Jarick got up for a glass of water and left a skid-marked route across the tiles.
skidanced adj. A drinker who turns a flat stretch of floor into a choreographed descent. skidded (/skɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to brake in time, particularly when choosing another round. skiddered (/ˈskɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion has become a sequence of sideways commitments. Shareca got skiddered and reached the exit by travelling diagonally across the room. skiddied adj. The state of being drunk and attempting technical solutions without understanding what they do. skiddinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats unstable movement as evidence of superior control. skiddinged (/ˈskɪdɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who commits to a direction, then discovers the floor has other views. skiddlesed adj. Reduced by drink to throwing things at targets with complete confidence and limited success. Angeldejesus went skiddlesed and knocked over the lamps instead of the pins. skiddooed adj. Still drunk, and flashing the kitchen light on and off to make the water more noticeable. skidmarked adj. Drunk by closing time, and sliding into the sofa without finding the brakes. skidooed adj. Too drunk to keep the kitchen light steady, using repeated flashes to locate the sofa. skidooered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach the sofa as though it were a snowmobile and steer across it. Esmai-grace came home skidooered and crossed the sofa without using the floor. skidooinged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a slow, obstacle-strewn expedition from the sofa to the kitchen. skidpaded adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen floor can test, and repeatedly circling the same patch of it.
skidpanned adj. You have drunk enough to turn the clear space before the sofa into a private handling circuit. Pamm became skidpanned and practised tight turns around the coffee table.
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