skifflered
skill floored

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skifflered adj. Emboldened by drink to perform household music on inadequate instruments for an audience of cushions. Jylon got skifflered and played the kitchen bin with a wooden spoon. skifflinged adj. Slowed by drink to knocking the projections from furniture one careful corner at a time.
skifielded adj. Drunk to the point where the carpet becomes snow, the sofa a chalet and the kitchen a distant summit. skifted (/skɪftd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a passing sprinkle for a settled covering of snow on the bar. skiinged (/ˈski.ɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and descending every conversational slope with no reliable means of stopping. skijorered adj. Of a drinker: pulled along by the evening as though the dogs had the reins. skijoringed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered direction and is being towed upright by the night. skijumpered adj. Reduced by drink to making a brave initial leap and trusting sobriety to arrange the remainder. skijumpinged adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting difficult departures, while treating the resulting bruises as technical data. Kaisen was skijumpinged and recorded the chair’s resistance as an important field observation. skikjoringed adj. Describing a drinker who is being towed through the evening, with no say in the route. Eilin got skikjoringed and arrived at the kebab shop behind a procession of strangers. skilandised adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has compressed into one dense, garlicky parcel. Brianna-mae was skilandised, tightly packed with lager, garlic and opinions about sausages. skilfished adj. The state of being drunk and sunk beneath the conversation, difficult to raise from the depths. skilfulnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who displays unlikely competence in exactly one pub task. skilifted adj. Emboldened by drink to rise slowly above the conversation, without possessing the means to return unaided. skill ceilinged adj. Reduced by drink to the highest level you can reach, which is presently finding the door.
skill floored adj. Softened by drink into the minimum competence required to remain seated without assistance.
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