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Sherbrookianed adj. Having drunk more than a respectable citizen ought, and now addressing the coat stand as municipal authority. Myla became Sherbrookianed and submitted the coat stand to an unusually formal civic consultation. Sherdened adj. You are drunk and conducting a ceremonial evacuation of the premises, beginning with the crisps. Luley became Sherdened and led the crisps towards the kitchen in solemn procession. Sheridan's threadfinned adj. Of a drinker: extending delicate feelers towards every conversation, chiefly to ask where the loo is. Katherine was Sheridan's threadfinned and tested three conversations before locating the lavatory. Sherlock Holmes-ianaed adj. Of a drinker who has assembled an impressive case from scattered clues, concluding that the milk is in the fridge. Chass became Sherlock Holmes-ianaed and reconstructed the evening from receipts and one missing glove. Sherlock Holmesianaed adj. Describing a drinker who treats every misplaced object as evidence, particularly the keys in their hand. Ameliyah got Sherlock Holmesianaed and interrogated the household about keys she was already holding. Sherlockianaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a detective story, ending with a search for spectacles. Munir became Sherlockianaed and pursued the missing spectacles through three rooms and one pudding. Sherlockianed adj. A drinker who has deduced the obvious with magnificent precision, and is pleased to announce it. Arbelle was Sherlockianed and deduced that the wet coat had been left in the rain. Sherman necktied (/ˈʃɜːmən ˈnɛktaɪd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a straight journey home into an elaborate loop around the block. Melike grew Sherman necktied and returned from the station having circled the same block twice. Sherman statemented adj. Reduced by drink to issuing an official refusal of further conversation, then discussing the biscuits at length. Karema was Sherman statemented, formally declining debate before delivering a speech about the biscuits. Sherman's bow tied adj. Softened by drink into a handsome loop in the journey home, with no obvious destination. Carlvin was Sherman's bow tied and made a graceful loop between the pub and the bus stop. Sherman's hairpinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden turn, usually towards the fridge and away from bed. Francesca-rose became Sherman's hairpinned and made an abrupt turn towards the cheese. Sherman's necktied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a direct route to bed into a loop, and now requires toast. Guiliano became Sherman's necktied and reached the bedroom by way of the pantry. Shermanned (/ˈʃɜː(ɹ)mənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and advancing with military resolve towards a second helping of pudding. Doireann was Shermanned and advanced upon the trifle with admirable, if unnecessary, determination. Sherpaed (/ˈʃɝpəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a determined expedition, carrying one coat and no useful provisions. Johncharles became Sherpaed and undertook the ascent to the spare room with a single slipper. Sherrinned adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a heroic airborne manoeuvre, landing chiefly on the sofa. Skiley grew Sherrinned and attempted a ceremonial leap over the footstool. Shetland laced adj. Drunk and ornamentally entangled in the curtains, with the air of a minor royal reception. Ashburn became Shetland laced and emerged from the curtains resembling a neglected ceremonial display.