skin beetled
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skin beetled adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the carpet at close range with the focused patience of a trained specialist. skin cancered adj. Drunk since last orders, and diagnosing ordinary marks with unnecessary seriousness. Jarid got skin cancered and inspected a freckle beneath the pub's brightest lamp.
skin colored adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently matching everyone to an imaginary palette. skin coloured adj. Drunk by closing time, and discussing complexion as though it were a paint specification. skin creamed adj. Still drunk, and applying moisturiser to objects that have no apparent need of it. skin divinged adj. Too drunk to remain on the surface of any conversation for long. Marjoree got skin divinged and disappeared beneath a discussion of train timetables. skin effected adj. Having drunk more than the surface of the evening can contain, with the remainder concentrated near the exit. skin faded adj. Sufficiently drunk to have lost the edges of the hairstyle, and most other things. skin fastinged adj. Having drunk enough to abandon all skincare, temporarily and without ceremony. skin flicked adj. Having drunk more than was conducive to choosing films for a shared sitting room. skin fluted adj. You are drunk and finding anatomical euphemisms more serviceable than conversation. skin fooded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken moisturiser for a permissible late-night snack. skin forming alloyed adj. A drinker who solidifies around one opinion, provided it remains below a modest temperature. Thressie became skin forming alloyed and would not revise the seating arrangement. skin fragility syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that minor contact produces elaborate accounts of damage. skin glued adj. The state of being drunk and adhering to the nearest available surface.
skin grafted adj. The condition of a drinker who has relocated part of himself to another chair.